🔥 Don Quixote’s Chapter 6: The Great Book Bonfire

When your friends “help” by setting your library on fire… for your own good, of course.

Don Quijote's Cure!

Ah yes, the legendary Chapter 6… when everyone decides the best way to “cure” Don Quixote is to burn down his entire library. 📚🔥

While our would-be knight sleeps peacefully, dreaming of glorious adventures, the village priest and barber stage a full-on medieval intervention. They team up with the housekeeper and niece, grab some lanterns, and sneak into the library like they’re part of CSI: La Mancha. 🕵️‍♂️📖

One by one, they examine his chivalry books with the seriousness of a courtroom jury… but the gleefulness of people about to toss everything into a fire. If a book seems harmless, it stays (under lock and key); if it shows the slightest sign of having fried Don Quixote’s brain… off to the flames it goes! ⚔️🧠

They end up building a massive bonfire in the courtyard and turn the whole collection into a smoky cloud of literary madness.

When Don Quixote finally wakes up… his beloved library has mysteriously vanished, and he’s left scratching his head in confusion. 🤷‍♂️

It’s like an episode of Marie Kondo, but with more fire, cassocks, and the smell of

scorched leather. 🧙‍♂️🔥

💭 Fun Book Club Discussion Questions

If you had to “clean out” your own library, which books would you save from the flames? 📚

Do you think books can actually drive us mad… or just make us wonderfully creative? 😉

What would have happened if Don Quixote had Netflix instead of chivalry novels? 📺

Were the priest and barber responsible heroes… or total literary party-poopers? 😅

Which modern books would send Don Quixote spinning into another round of adventures? 🤓

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